Oct. 31, 2007 (2)

"I was completely bamboozeled.
If I would of moved the bishop to the left I would have been trapped, and I only had a rook to guard my king.
So there I was about to lose the chess match of the century when Willie Mack falls over dead.
Best damn day of my life."
-gasp-
"I mean worst damn day of his life."
"Grandpa did you really beat the world chess king?"
"Course I did, drip, and you'll be happy to know that this was the only instance where I cheated and used my mind powers."
"Wow."
"Reminds me of the day when I climbed the silver door & the mayor was so proud that he renamed it the Golden Gate after me. That's Golden Gate with a G.G, mind you."
"Grandpa G.G!!"
"You got it, Spike, and don't you ever forget it."
"And mom, did you know that grandpa ate carrots three times a day and could lift up a whole house?!"
"Mommy, Grandpa called told me that he married the first Barbie & he even called me Spike like his old dog."
"Yeah, but grandpa calls me drip, and that's better."
"He only does that because he can't remember your name."
"Well atleast it's a boy's name, Spike."

Kay Greenfield


I was completely bamboozelled! I couldn’t even think properly back then, so what did they expect me to do? Give them hugs and kisses, and sit and talk over cookies and milk? I don’t think so! I don’t have anytime to sit and pine and cry and scream about what an asshole Gary is. I have three papers due tomorrow and my spanish exit exam is in two days. I swear I’m going to have a nervous breakdown any second now.
No...calm down....
I need to keep a level head...
A few deep breathes...what the fuck was it that my therapist told me to say again when I get stressed?
I swear I’m going to rip my all my hair out in a second if my damn cell rings again.
Gary was kissing another girl that wasn’t me...who cares? Why is everyone freaking out about this? It wasn’t like they were the ones dating that backstabbing bastard. But no...I don’t care. He is no longer in my life. Gary who? Yea, that’s what I’ll say to the next person who asks about that stupid person.
Whoosah!! That was it!
Pinching both my ears and pulling them down a little, I took a deep breath and closed my eyes.
"Whooosahhhh..."
"What the fuck are you doing Sarah?"

Chrissy Faye