Oct. 31, 2007

Boo.
"Sweetie stop."
BOO.
"Baby."
"BOO BOO BOO"
I told him to shut the hell up.
And then he goes,
"But hun, Vince is breaking up with Jen. I mean what kind of gay movie is this?"
If anyone's gay, Rew, it's him.
"Woah. She's naked! Ha. What a shmuck."
"Shmuck. Shmuck, shmuck, shmuck. It's all I ever hear.
Did I tell you that I've been faking orgasms for like 5 months now.
And the only thing that he ever says when we're having sex is, "oh yeah, oh yeah."
I mean really, can you not come up with anything else?
It's like I married a complete stranger. This guy sitting beside me in his Steelers football jersey, with a beer belly, and
nacho breathe, is DEFINITELY not the guy I was meant to end up with....right?
"Oh my god, look at those tits."
All the time.
"Tits, shmuck, tits, schmuck, oh yeah baby, oh the fuck yeah."
It's like he has the creativity of a horny 12 year old. Just please tell me that it's normal to feel this way.

Kay Greenfield


"Boo!"
Glancing over the frames of her glasses, Gabby Smith snorted before turning her attention back towards the large novel in her hands. It was only a second later that her precious book was yanked from her hands. With an annoyed sigh, Gabby turned to glare at her roommate, her lips set in a frown.
"Helen, I don’t have time to talk right now. I have to read this book by tonight,okay?"
Holding her hand out expectantly towards

Chrissy Faye